The Best Non Alcoholic Stouts And Porters To Try


Stouts are a brilliant beer invention. The are the offspring of Porters originally and were known as stout porters.

The hallmark of a stout is roasted malted barley. The roasting imparts so many delicious flavours such as caramel, chocolate, coffee and a unique bitterness.

Many different stouts have sprang up over the years and they include…

  • Dry Irish Stout.
  • Milk Stout.
  • Oatmeal Stout.
  • Oyster Stout.
  • Pastry Stout.
  • Coffee Stout.
  • Imperial Stout.
  • Barrel-Aged Stout.

How many versions have you tried? My favourites are Dry Irish and Milk, delicious.

The Best Non Alcoholic Stouts And Porters To Try

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I would recommend trying all these if you like stouts as i do. I am somewhat limited in what i can review and recommend based on what i can actually buy. I’m a UK reviewer so a lot of beers haven’t made it across the pond as of yet but when i get my hands on more North American stouts i will review and recommend the best.

Here are my top 8 stouts which are all worth a try. If you would like to see how the fit into all the beers I’ve drank and reviewed, you can have a look at my complete “Best non alcoholic beers” page and list.

1. Guinness 0.0 AVB 0.0%

TypeStout
Calories16kcal per 100ml
58.8 per 12fl oz
Carbs3.7g per 100ml
13.1g per 12fl oz
Sugar0.7g per 100ml
2.5g per 12fl oz
Guinness Nutritional Data

It has taken Guinness a long time to produce this but it is worth the wait.

The taste is almost exactly like a can of Guinness Draft. You get the same flavour, body, mouthfeel and aroma just with no alcohol.

Of all the big brand 0.0 beers, this is firmly my favourite.

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You can try these at Wise Bartender as well, a brilliant non alcoholic retailer

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2. Lola Coffee Porter AVB 0.34%

TypePorter
Calories32kcal per 100ml
114kcal per 12fl oz
Carbs6.9g per 100ml
24.5g per 12fl oz
Sugar3.5g per 100ml
12.4g per 12fl oz
Lola Nutritional Data

A truly exceptional porter. The coffee flavour is a touch of genius.

This isn’t the lowest calorie beer out there, so you want the carbs and calories to be worth it and it more than is.

This is easily the best porter out there.

You can try these at Wise Bartender as well, a brilliant non alcoholic retailer

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3. Galactic milk stout ABV 0.5%

TypeMilk Stout
Calories27kcal per 100ml
95.9kcal per 12fl oz
Carbs6.7g per 100ml
27.8g per 12fl oz
Sugar3.1g per 100ml
11g per 12fl oz
Galactic Milk Stout Nutritional Data

Big Drop have won many award with this stout. You get all the coffee, chocolate type notes you would want and more.

It is on the lighter side for a stout but it doesn’t lack in body.

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You can try these at Wise Bartender as well, a brilliant non alcoholic retailer

4. Sleight of Hand ABV 0.5%

TypeMilk Stout
Calories?kcal per 100ml
?kcal per 12fl oz
Carbs?g per 100ml
?g per 12fl oz
Sugar?g per 100ml
?g per 12fl oz
Sleight of Hand Nutritional Data

No nutrition data again but it is so good i dont care.

A spicy, creamy, deep roasted malt flavoured stout. Imagine a non alcoholic stout version of a spiced latte.

You can try these at Wise Bartender as well, a brilliant non alcoholic retailer

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5. Off-Piste Hazelnut Porter ABV 0.5%

TypeHazelnut Porter
Calories11kcal per 100ml
39kcal per 12fl oz
Carbs3.3g per 100ml
11.7g per 12fl oz
Sugar2.8g per 100ml
9.9g per 12fl oz
Off-Piste Nutritional Data

Big Drop have aced their porter and stout

This is a surprisingly light porter but all the malt, caramel and chocolate tones you want. The added flavour kicker is a hazelnut undertone. Excellent stuff.

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6. Nirvana Stout ABV 0.0%

TypeStout
Calories20kcal per 100ml
71kcal per 12fl oz
Carbs4.8g per 100ml
17g per 12fl oz
Sugar2.8g per 100ml
9.9g per 12fl oz
Nirvana stout Nutritional Data

Stouts can have lots of dark flavours but this one has the strongest liquorice taste i can remember in a beer.

If you like liquorice you will love this

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You can try these at Wise Bartender as well, a brilliant non alcoholic retailer

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7. Drop Bear Bonfire Stout

TypeStout
Calories17kcal per 100ml
60.4kcal per 12fl oz
Carbs3.4g per 100ml
12.1g per 12fl oz
Sugar0.2g per 100ml
0.71g per 12fl oz
Bonfire Stout Nutritional Data

Guinness 0.0 aside, this is one of the lowest calorie stouts about.

It still manages to pack a nice punch of all the roasted malt flavours that you want in a stout.

You can try these at Wise Bartender as well, a brilliant non alcoholic retailer

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8. Athletic Brewing All Out ABV 0.5%

TypeStout
Calories25kcal per 100ml
88.8kcal per 12fl oz
Carbs5.8g per 100ml
20.6g per 12fl oz
Sugar1.3g per 100ml
4.6g per 12fl oz
All Out Nutritional Data

Athletic Brewing are taking over the non alcohol beer scene at a pace.

This is a touch lighter in feel than a usual stout so the body isn’t quite what you might expect but that will suit plenty.

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You can try these at Wise Bartender as well, a brilliant non alcoholic retailer

For UK readers, Light Drinks has this and others, if you use code OPENINGTHEBOTTLE you get an additional 5% off

For Australian readers, Craft Zero has a range of products, if you use code OPENINGTHEBOTTLE you get an additional 10% off

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